Kliq Me!

  5-time champ and JBT staffer Jerod Florez offers his... um... unique perspective of life on Tour in the return of his blog, "Kliq Me".  In fact, it's been so long since he wrote, last time he did the word "blog" wasn't really around.  Please remember that his words are his alone, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of JBT.  I'm posting what he writes mostly unedited.... as a salute to the American educational system... and 'cuz that's what a blog is.  Enjoy- and if you'd like to do some blogging as well, let us know!

 

November 12, 2009(unedited by me, as an experiment, cuz it looks more like Jerod talks...)

    So I have decided to take a new approach to these blogs and just update them day by day while I am at a tournament. This way I PROBABLY won’t fall behind, but no promises!!!!
FRIDAY- Now I totally knew this was going to happen. I got up really early so I could hit the road by noon. I was able to actually leave my house at 11:45, but then I had to go meet my brother to pick something up from him. Then I decided I was hungry and I wanted some chipotle. Then I decided I wanted a smoothie, so I went to Robeks. Then I remembered I still needed to fill up my truck with gas. Then I was finally leaving town and I realized that I forgot to grab my camera, so I had to turn around and go back to my place and get that. Well 3:15 roles around and I am finally getting on the freeway to head to Vegas. Well guess what else happens around that time…………. Yup you guessed it, TRAFFIC, and lots of it. Luckily for me the traffic was not as heavy as I thought it was going to be and it only took me 50 minutes to get the 25 miles I needed to go before traffic died down. This drive actually went by super fast. I had my laptop out the whole time and was listening to the music on it (no I was not physically on my laptop while driving because that would be irresponsible and for those of you who know me you would know that I have never done anything irresponsible before). I did however have one little hold up on the trip. While driving through the Hoover dam I saw these two cop cars ahead of me completely slam on their brakes and do a 90 degrees turn that completely blocked the entrance into the dam. Now 3 things were going through my mind at this point. 1- Holy **** the bridge is collapsing. 2- Holy **** there is a terrorist getting ready to blow up the dam. 3- Holy **** its border patrol and they came to take me away. Well luckily it was none of those, instead they decided they had to make all that commotion and freak everyone out just for STALLED CAR. Are you kidding me? I almost had a heart attack and it was all for a stalled car. Those stupid banana heads. Anyway, after that was all done with I headed over to Tammy Sloan’s house because that’s where I was staying for the weekend. I hung out there for a bit before I had to leave for my hot date I had. Ok you caught me; it was just dinner with Jeff   (Hey!! Sounds like a hot date to ME!!  -ed.)  We went to our favorite restaurant of all time and the first person to email me what it is will get a free entry from me to their next JBT event. Let’ see who really pays attention to these blogs. After we got done demolishing our food we left and I decided that I wanted to do a little gambling to kill some time. I went out to that new M casino that is south of south point. I must say, this casino really impressed me. The service was phenomenal and the machines were really paying for the most part. I was planning on gambling for an hour but then before I knew it is was one in the morning. I cashed out from the machine I was on and headed for the door. On my way out I noticed this shoe shine gentleman who looked to be bored so I decided I would give him my business and boy am I glad I did. His name was Jerome and he had to be one of the funniest guys I have ever had the pleasure of talking with. What should have been a routine 2 minute shoe shine turned into a 40 minute laugh fest. We kept throwing jokes back and forth and I must say, he had some real funny ones. If I didn’t have to keep this blog PG I would tell you some of them but unfortunately I can’t lol. After leaving the casino I simply headed back to Tammy’s house and attempted to get some sleep. That was an epic fail however as I thought it would be a great idea to get on facebook and chat with people, as well as wait till the last minute to write this blog. It is now 3 in the AM and I think I am going to get some much needed sleep. Be back tomorrow.
 
SATURDAY- Now for some odd reason I was up very early and decided that I would get me a good run in. After my run I got ready and headed to the bowling alley to do my brackets. When I arrived I realized that the other assistant Mark was there. Now this was a negative and a positive for me. Negative because he was already on brackets and with him doing them there is really not much for me to do. The positive was that the world series of poker final table was going on next door at the Rio and my casino host was able to score me some tickets for that. That’s right people; I do have mad pull at places. After the first game of qualifying got under way I decided to run over to the Rio to see what was going on. I arrive at the Penn and Teller theater and it was a freaking mad house. Not only was the final table going on but there was a special invitational poker tournament going on as well as the poker hall of fame induction ceremony. I finally was able to get into the Penn and Teller theatre and it was no different in there. I t was amazing to see all the supporters for each person at the final table. Every time a big hand was unfolding the place would start to erupt with their own unique chants. I stayed for 30 minutes or so and went back to the bowling alley. I was almost back to the bowling alley when this dang slot machine jumped right out in front of me. I’m really glad it did because I probably played for a good hour and just couldn’t seem to lose. It finally started to cool down so I cached out and headed back to the bowl. I got up there and started watching the tournament and selling raffle tickets when my friend text me and asked if I had seen that huge hand that just happened at the final table. I put the tickets down and immediately rushed back to Rio. I get there and asked what happened and it was not even anything special. Some guy flopped a straight flush but got no action out of it. I pretty much wasted my energy for nothing. I should have just asked him about. Oh well though, at least I was able to get me some exercise in. I got back to the bowling alley just in time to watch a pretty intense title match between DJ Sloan and Kyle Jones. Kyle needed a double to win; he crushed the first one and then went Brooklyn on his second shot to capture the title. It’s a pretty dirty was to lose but I’m sure DJ Is not that upset for not having bowled In 2 months and then takes second in his first tournament back. Also I want to congratulate Douglas Csayni for capturing the Handicap division title. After the tournament was completed me and Jeff headed over to this Irish pub right next to the Orleans. After we ordered our food I decided to go throw a 20 in a spin poker quarter machine. I hit max credits not knowing it was 45 quarters. I stayed even on that spin and decided to lower my bet (which I never ever do by the way, I’m always in it for the big win) and the very next spin I hit 2 Royal Flushes but instead of winning two grand like I would of if I stayed with max credits I only won $200. Yes people I am complaining about winning two hundred dollars, don’t judge me. While waiting to get the money I won a song came on over the radio, it was a remake of “crazy” originally done my Gnarles Barkley. The remake was from Ray Lamontagne and I must say, I usually don’t like remakes of songs but this song really caught my ear. I will admit that when I got back to Tammy’s I downloaded all his songs and have listened to his remake about 100 times. Go download it, I guarantee you will like it and if you don’t then you’re crazy (no pun intended).  After dinner I decided to walk next door to the Orleans because I was feeling lucky and I wanted to keep the streak going……………….WRONG. Let’s just say that little stop did not go as planned. After getting my butt kicked there I headed back to the Rio to watch as much poker as possible. When I arrived I met up with my host and talked with him for a bit. He escorted me into the Penn and Teller Theater and I was able to get some pretty sick seats sort of where all the pros were sitting. I was there for about two hours when there was a huge pot that involved my man Phil Ivey and Darvin Moon. Ivey went all in and Moon called him. Ivey showed AK off while moon showed AQ off. The place immediately exploded with chants for Ivey. However the place went completely silenced when a Q was put out on the flop. Ivey did not improve his hand and just like that he was out. It was a shame that he went out like that. He beat 6400 other people just to get unlucky. It would have been so good for poker if he could have pulled out a victory. Legislation is trying to ban online poker right now and one of the arguments they use is that it’s luck based and not a game of skill. Well how great of a counter argument could Ivey of made being the best player in the world and winning the best/hardest tournament. Oh well, there will always be next year. It was amazing to see just how big of a following Ivey had because the second he was eliminated that place damn near emptied. Every big name pro got up and left. I decided to go ahead and stay for a couple more hours because I wanted to see if the other pro could make it deep. Before I knew what even happened It was already 4 in the AM and I had to be up in 3 ½. So I decided that it might be a good idea for me to head back to Tammy’s.  You know it’s not a good sign when you pull into the driveway and the sun is already starting to come up. Well it’s 5 and I am going to enjoy my 2 hours of sleep. Be back manana.
SUNDAY- It is always the worst feeling in the world when you close your eyes and it seems like the alarm is immediately going off to get up. I have no one to blame but myself so I just had to deal with it. After getting my 17 seconds of sleep I got ready and headed to the bowling alley. While arriving I decided to go ahead and valet my car and was surprised when I arrived and the valet man said “Hello Mr. Florez”. Now I’m guessing he was the same guy who helped me out the day before but I sure don’t remember giving him my name. I didn’t think I was the popular but hey, I could be wrong :) After check in was over and the tournament begun I decided to walk over and see if there was anything going on at the Rio. I got there and to my surprise the place was pretty empty. The final two were not playing for the main event title until Monday so everyone seemed to take the day off and relax. I headed back to the bowling alley and decided to stay and watch the rest of the tournament. Now I’m not sure how this happened but sometime Thursday I injured my left hand pretty bad and boy did it start to hurt during the tournament. Any little movement would send pain shooting through my wrist. Now I am not one to ever complain about pain but this really took its toll on me so I decided that I could not really be of much help anymore so went ahead and hit the road. I find it kind of ironic that now that I am trying to get back in shape and healthier I seem to be at the same time falling apart. While saying bye to everyone my bud Devin Bidwell got mad at me because I was leaving. Well I started to think about it and it turns out that every time I have stayed to watch the entire tournament while he was doing good he would take second. Every time that I left while he was doing good he went on to win the tournament. He said he did not believe me so I told him to just wait and see what happens. Well can you guess what happens next……………….. YUP, he wins the dang tournament. I’m sure the next time he is doing good and I decide to stay, Dino is going to lift me over his shoulders and throw be out of the building. I would like to also Congratulate Kennison Andrews on winning his second title of the season. Luckily for me Lindsey Ailport was able to ride home with me, this way I did not have to travel alone. The ride back went by in the blink of an eye. I forgot how fast drives fly by when you have someone else in the car to talk to. We arrived back in Phoenix at 8 in the PM and after dropping Lindsey off I was finally able to get home, See my boy Bob, and finish up this blog. All in all I think this was another successful weekend out in JBT land. I hope to be seeing all of you this up coming weekend for the Traci Warren memorial at deer valley lanes in Phoenix AZ. This stop has always been a popular one so make sure you don’t miss out on all the fun.
P.S. I had this blog done Sunday night but did not check to make sure it went through on the e mail to Jeff, which it did not. I know, I am a banana head.
 
J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com OR 480-522-5009 and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. If you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait too long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.
 
 
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me
 

November 5, 2009   (unedited by me, as an experiment, cuz it looks more like Jerod talks...)

Well hello all my friends in JBT land, long time no blog. I know I said I was going to get them up quicker a couple weeks ago but I have had a pretty hectic couple of weeks so just try and stay patient for me. I do believe my schedule is going to quite down a little so it should be no problem getting these blogs updated sooner rather than later. First off there is something I really have to get off my chest. Congratulations to the New York Yankees on BUYING another world championship……………………. Ok I feel better. Two weeks ago I made the short hour and a half drive to Tucson, Arizona for the always fun stop at “PICKLE BOWL” A.K.A Cactus bowl. Now I was going to hit the road Friday afternoon but then decided that since it is not a long drive I might as well save the money I would spend on a hotel and just drive up in the morning. So instead I just decided to go watch a movie with my roommate Mary in Tempe. We watched Zombieland and I must admit, when I first saw the previews to this movie I was laughing so hard because of how dumb it looked, but I have to say it was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen in my life. I was pretty much rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. So if you have not seen this movie I highly suggest you do. After the movie I went home and crashed. I had a hard time falling asleep but that’s nothing two Tylenol PM’s couldn’t handle. After a solid 5 hours of sleep I got ready and hit the road for Tucson. Now I am used to driving very long distances every weekend but I must say it was really nice having a short drive. I felt like I was driving, blinked, and was already there. Now I was thrown for a pretty good loop when I got there because I pulled up to the bowl and couldn’t find Jeff’s car anywhere. That is the first thing I look for when I get to a center so I can park next to him. So immediately going through my head was that I was either at the wrong bowling alley or even the wrong state. Luckily for me one of Jeff’s friends had taken the car and after I realized that I was able to breathe again. Now as has been the story for most of the season I arrived at the bowling alley expecting to have a major turnout but that was not this case. I guess I’m just going to have to lower my expectations for the rest of the season. I really do hope that the entries pick up soon. I just don’t think some people realize how great they have it with all these tournaments that Jeff runs. After the tournament got underway I ran into my amigo Al Davis and we started talking about who we thought might shoot 300 that day. Al instantly said Riley Dempsey and I went with Cameron Smith. About 5 minutes later I walked back in the bowling alley from grabbing something from my truck and hear “Bowling on 19-20 Riley Dempsey with a 12 in a row for a perfect 300 game”. Now how the heck did Al nail that one? To my defense though, Cameron did go front 8 that game before crushing a 10 pin. So I guess we both had some pretty good picks. Riley was not the only bowler to shoot 300 on the day, Hydeia Pennington and Aaron Foshie (who I have not seen in probably 5 years and just decided to randomly bowl a JBT event……… but it was great to see you bud and yes I know I owe you a $100 over the stupid world series) also walked away with the perfect score. I have to give a big shout out to Kyle King and Travis Johnson who were able to walk away with the days titles. That title ended a slump that Kyle had been in for the whole start of the season. That title also earned Travis and his girlfriend a trip to Disney Land which they also invited me to go on :) I am so in guys and like I told you at the bowling alley just give me a 12 hour notice before we have to leave for LA. After the tournament was over myself and some of the bowlers and parents went to dinner. Now I have a little confession to make. The main reason I traveled to the tournaments that weekend was not for JBT but was to go eat at Iron Grill Mongolian BBQ. Mike cross introduced me to this place 3 or so years ago and now every time I go back it’s the only place that I eat at. I find myself waking up in the middle of the night sometimes just craving this place (ok that might be a little bit of an exaggeration but you get my point, THIS PLACE IS AMAZING). Now the meal was great and it was fun just chit chatting with everyone that was there but I have to admit it was not the same. Mike Cross and Randy Cote traveled to Illinois to go to college and I have to say I really do miss those guys. They were two of my best friends on the tour and it’s just not that same going to places that I was used to them being with me at. I am however going to fly out there in January after main event so I’m pretty stoked about that. A funny thing also happened at the dinner, me and Mark Curtis pretty much became attached to each other all over pineapple. Don’t judge us people; this was by far the best grilled pineapple I have ever had. If you don’t believe me then ask Mark, I’m sure he has dreams about it all the time. Now after dinner I went to go find me a hotel cause let’s face it, I never plan ahead. I followed Kyle King and his family to his hotel figuring I could get the same rate they got. I walked up to the check in and asked how much it was a night. This little old lady name Lucile responded with, $109 plus tax. Now there is no way I was paying that much for a hotel in Tucson. So I decided to use a little guilt trip and charm.  I simply responded with “oh I see, well I don’t have that much money so it’s ok. I will just sleep in my truck if I have to”. Then used a little small talk and even threw a wink into the mix and was able to get the price all the way down to $45 a night. I am a pretty smooth talker but even I was impressed with myself :) Now after getting settled into the room a few people and I decided to go watch a movie. Matt Herbert, Trevor Roberts, Rebecca Reguerro, Kyle King and myself all went and watched law abiding citizen. Now I thought the story line of this movie was absolutely genius. The only problem I had with it thought is I could not take Jamie Foxx seriously. I think if they could have gotten Will Smith or Denzel Washington it would have been a much better movie, but I would still recommend seeing this one. After the movie it was off to bed because I planned on getting up super early so I could get a workout in. I set my alarm for 6:30 in the AM and let me tell you………………………… that was an epic fail. I believe I finally rolled out of bed around 8:30. I don’t know what I was thinking but I had no chance of getting up to workout. I finally got to the bowling alley and starting to my brackets. Sunday’s tournament was pretty much by the book as everything ran really smoothly. There was one amazing thing that did occur during the day. During practice Justice Lynch’s mom came to the check in desk and said she was going to pull justice out because she was not feeling good. Then about 3 minutes later someone else came up to me and said Justice was going to go ahead and bowl. Well go figure she goes on to win the whole dang tournament. I love when stuff like that happens; it really does make for a good story. Congrats to Kyle King, who was able to do the rare feat of winning back to back. Hopefully this will boost his confidence enough that he will be able to start bowling as well as he was last season. He I s throwing the ball amazing right now and if he keeps up with the momentum he should have a great month. Now Unfortunately I was not able to stay for the whole event Sunday. As many of you know I got my English Bulldog BOB back from New Mexico and no one was at my apartment to take him out. Well let’s just say he does not like being confined for a long period of time so if I didn't get home ASAP I know he would tear my apartment to shreds. I had a great time out in Tucson and it was nice seeing everyone again. I live for these JBT’s and go nuts during the week when I’m not at one. I will be looking forward to seeing everyone at AMF deer valley for the Traci Warren memorial.
 
 
Now let’s do this all over again. This last weekend I made the long journey to Los Angeles for the two stops we had at Canoga bowl. Now I was especially looking forward to this event because it is the home of my boy Matt Jones. Me and Matt go way back and have had some crazy times together. I have not been able to hang out with him for a long time so I was way stoked to see him. I left Phoenix around 12:30 in the PM and was followed by Bethany Baker and a couple of her friends. While driving I would occasionally look into my rear view mirror and see what the girls were doing. During one of the times I got a little worried because I looked like Bethany was having a seizure………….. Turns out she was just trying to dance (sorry to throw you under the bus honey but it was pretty bad). I had only made the drive to Canoga one time and was almost positive that it was only a 5 hour drive and boy was I wrong. I must have been dreaming to think I was going to get through LA during prime time traffic. There was just no chance in hell. I think we finally arrived to the bowling alley Sunday afternoon during finals. Ok not really but it took about 8 hours to get to the hotel. I got to the Hotel and went straight to Matt’s room. It was a pleasant surprise to have a “Poker Pro” answer to door. If you don’t know who that is you just need to go back and read my old blogs. After hanging out for a bit in the room we decided to go to dinner. Matt Jone’s, Lana Lycan, Jimmy Hef, and I went to one of Matt’s local spots, GK. Now it’s a much longer name but I’m not even going to attempt to spell it. On the drive Matt told me that you cooked your own food there and I thought he was full of it, but when we get there I see little fire pits in the middle of all the tables. Matt was not lying, you really do cook your own food. I was very skeptical at first because I thought it was so dumb that you had to pay to cook your own food. Let me tell you though, I had so much fun it should have been illegal. I really did feel like a kid in a candy store. I kept ordering more food even though I was full just so I could cook it. I can now proudly say that place has a secure spot in my top of best places to eat. After dinner we headed back to the hotel to get some sleep. Now I was actually really tired but I didn’t exercise all day and ate way too much at dinner so I put my running shorts on and went for a solid run. After the run I decided to see if anyone was at the bowling alley and ran into Bethany and her friends as they were bowling. Now I’m sorry Bethany but I have to throw you under the bus one more time. Bethany was practicing and threw a good shot, she started to walk it out and said BOOM………………………………………………………. Well then she went BOOM lol. Apparently she forgot how to walk backwards because she completely bit the dust and landed straight on her butt. I must say that little fall made my night. After laughing for a good hour I headed back up to the room to catch me some zzzzzzzzzzzzz’s. After having a way intense dream I got up and got ready and headed to the café with Mr. Hefley to get us a good breakfast. After simply destroying some bacon and eggs I was off to do my brackets. When registration was finished I was watching some of the bowlers practicing and noticed that the lanes seemed to be pretty playable. Well I didn’t think the bowlers were going to score this high- Wesley low, Travis Zehtner, Keyon Lemus, and Devin Bidwell (2) all shot perfect games. It seemed like everywhere you turned there was a huge game being posted. Also congrats to Kyle King who rolled an 818 series for the first 3 games of qualifying. James Hawkins and Justin Villa were able to oust everyone else to capture the day’s titles so good job guys. After the tournament was over I was craving me some GK’s again. This time we did it big, Nicole Shepard, Brandon Kraye, Matt Cormack, Matt Jones, Lana Lycan, Lana's mom, Preston Fukumizu, Travis Zehtner, Kaitlin Mayall, Bill Mayall, Poker Pro, Charlie Hair, Kyle King, Aaron Steinberg and I all got together one big table and got our eat on. It also happened to be Kaitlin's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY) and I was shown a picture of when she was born and am most certainly going to post it here soon. Don’t you worry Bill, I didn’t forget. This in my opinion was one of the, if not the best dinner after a tournament I have ever had. Everyone was having a good time and it seemed like there was a smile on everyone’s face by the end of the meal. The only thing that could have possibly made it better would have been if Mr. Hemer had joined us. You were missed my friend. After spending a couple hours at dinner we all headed back to the hotel. It seemed like everyone was staying there so we all decided to just go chill in the room I was staying in. I don’t know exactly how many people were in there at once but it was at least 15. It was pretty fun just hanging out talking to everyone. I will say though it did get way hot from all the body heat of everyone being in there. It was almost like a “hot box” or something.  As the night went on things started to really wind down so I decided to star in my own show of ER and call it a night. After getting a less then good sleep I got up and went to the bowling alley. Now unfortunately for me there was not much I could do being as it was a baker team event. So I pretty much just pulled out the laptop and played computer games all day. Congratulations to Matt Jones, Ken the Mack, Jimmy Hef, Darcie Staggs, and Kyle King for capturing the title. When Matt Jones told me who he was bowling with I knew that was going to be the team to beat so it is no surprise to see them walk away with the victory. After the tournament was over I had a real itch to play some cards to I decided to head over to Morango. I was planning on staying in California a few days with Matt but an emergency required my attention back in phoenix so I had to head back. That very well could have been the longest drive of my life. When I first started driving it had felt like I had been in the car for 8973674579893298758329067840332094738220398475748300375745810013747238 hours but it turns out I was only in it for 30 minutes. And unfortunately for me my mom read my last blog and made me promise her that I wouldn’t pick up any hitchhikers at night so I had to keep my word with that. I don’t know what time I got home but it was way late. I got into my apartment and landed face down in the bed and was ended like Tampa Bay’s season. All in all I had an amazing time with everyone from California. They really are all a great group of people.  There were a few Hiccups in the road but it still made for a fun weekend and I can’t wait to make it down there again. Well I have to get going now. Flash Forward is about to start and I get really cranky if I miss my show. I hope to see you all this weekend in Vegas.  
 
J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com OR 480-522-5009 and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. If you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait too long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.
 
 
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me

 

 

October 23, 2009

Now I just got done with my hike and I realized that I totally spaced on writings this week blog, that’s my bad peeps. This last weekend we were in Las Vegas, Nevada bowling at the beautiful South Point hotel and casino. Now I personally love this bowling alley. There is something about the double sided bowling centers that always amazes me. I decided to leave at 4 PM on Friday afternoon and let me tell you, that was the dumbest idea I have ever had. It took me around 2 hours just to get 30 miles. Now for those of you who really know me you know that I might not be the best traffic driver in the world. Well this case was no exception, I would love to tell you what was happening and what I was saying during that 2 hours but 95% of it would have to be censored…….. So I think you get the point :) Finally after 2 hours I was able to go a little faster than 3 miles an hour. Now I have made this drive literally a 100 times but this was the most intense one I have ever made. There was something that happened to me in Wickenburg that honestly completely changed my life. I am actually going to wait until the end of the blog to tell you about my experience. After 6 hours of driving (which is easily the longest it has taken me to get to Vegas UGH) I finally pulled into the Hoover dam. Now I have to be honest here but when that bridge is complete I don’t see myself ever crossing it. I still think I am going to go through the dam. I am not scared of heights or anything but I am scared of things that can fall and go boom. That bridge is quite the work of art and is nothing short of amazing (it better be seeing as they started building it in 1402)

     I finally pulled into Vegas around 11 and went straight to The Sloan’s house, that is where I usually stay at when I go to Vegas. After playing the PS3 for a good hour DJ and i decided to go o a little gambling because we are both 21 of course. Well let me tell you, that didn’t last long at all. We were maybe gone for a whole ten minutes. The machines just weren’t feeling us. We decided to head back to his house and get some sleep. Unfortunately I did not have any crazy dreams this time. After that much needed 5 hours of sleep I got up, got ready, and headed over to south point. It’s always nice when you get a free place to stay and they place happens to only be 5 minutes away from the bowling alley. Now I got to the bowling alley around 10:30 and was expecting to see cards ready to be typed in for brackets. Well there wasn’t, in fact me and Jeff seemed to be the only ones there. It really caught me by surprise because Vegas tends to always have a good turnout but this tournament was the complete opposite. I do know that some family’s are still struggling with the economy but it does seem to be turning around real fast so I hope to see more and more travelers at these next events.

     Now half way through the tournament I get a call from some buddies that were supposed to come to Vegas that weekend. Turns out they decided they wanted to go to phoenix instead. Now I was planning on coming to Vegas anyway but was really pumped when I got a call from them saying they would be in Vegas because I had not seen these girls since I graduated. And yes I did graduate jerks. Then I get a call just a few minutes after that from my dad reminding me I have a poker tournament Sunday which I had already paid for, so he was reminding me not to forget. Well guess what I had already done……… I FORGOT. So after I was done doing my part for the tournament I basically had to get in my truck and drive all the way back. Now don’t get me wrong, I love coming to the tournaments but I really did feel like a wasted of a drive. I was not even there for 24 hours. Luckily for me the machines loved me throughout the day and I was able to walk away with a good chunk of cash. I did not stay to see who won but Heffe text me as soon as the tournament was done and told me Zach Hattori and Trevor Roberts were able to walk away with the days victories. Now I am really happy for both of them. I have had the pleasure to work with Trevor a little bit on his game and I knew it would only be a matter of time before he was able to walk away with a win. I am also happy for Zach, as many of you know from previous blogs, I picked him to be the bowler who would have the best season in Mojave and he is doing a good job of proving me right.

     Now on my ride home I suddenly got this random urge to listen to Eminem. I did not have any of his cd’s so I made a quick pit stop at Hastings in Kingman to pick some up. They only had two of his old cd’s but luckily for me they were the two I really wanted to here. I get in the car and start jamming out to his music, singing as load as I possibly can. This actually helps keep me awake while driving so don’t judge me. After listening to the first cd I put in the second one and was really excited because it was the one that I really wanted to hear. I start playing it and from the first word I realized there was something wrong…….. I grabbed the dang edited version. Now for those of you who like Eminem you know you can’t listen to his music edited. That’s pretty much cutting out half the song. It’s like listening to Santana without his guitar, it just doesn’t make sense. That little thing pretty much ruined the rest of my trip so I just wanted to get home. I pulled into phoenix around 9 and headed to my apartment. I immediately got a call from my dad saying I needed to get a good night’s rest for my poker tournament, I said you got it dad. Now I was totally planning on doing what he said……………………………………………………………… that is until my friends from New Mexico called me and asked me to come out for a bit. I told myself that if I go out I am going to be home no later than midnight……….. WRONG WRONG WRONG. I look at my phone and realize it’s already 4 in the morning and decide that maybe it’s time to call it a night. I get home and instantly fall asleep, I honestly think it is the fastest I had ever fallen asleep actually. I get up, got showered and headed to the casino. I was actually in a lot better shape than I thought I was going to be in. I was completely rested and ready to take this thing down. Unfortunately I didn’t lol. I played really well though. There were 226 entries and I was able to take 42nd but only the top 20 spots paid so I fell just short of the money. Oh well, there is always next time.

     Now later on in the evening Heffe text me and told me that Zach Hattori and Taylor King were able to capture the titles for that day’s events so good job guys. It really looks like my pick of Zach was dead on; let’s just see if he can ride that momentum. Now as I mentioned earlier in the blog something happened on the drive to Vegas that completely changed my life and I want to share this story with you guys. While driving through Wickenburg I noticed a man on the side of the road with his thumb sticking up. I pulled over and asked the man where he was going, he responded with Los Angeles. I told him I was going to Vegas but would be more than happy to drop him off in Kingman. He gladly accepted my offer. Now I am not saying you should pick up any hitchhikers nor do I think it’s even a good idea, but I have done this many time and have not had a bad experience yet. The truth is I used to walk everywhere and know what it’s like to not have any means of transportation so if I am ever driving to a tournament by myself and I see one who does not look to sketchy I gladly offer them a ride. It is a pure judgment call. Now back to the story. I started small talk with this gentleman because you guys know I love to talk. His name was Ray and he was from Rhode Island. Now being a poker player I am naturally able to read people and from the get go I realized that something just wasn’t right with this guy. I asked him if everything was ok because something seems to be bothering you and he instantly lost it. He broke out into tears and I told him if he wanted to talk about it to let me know. Nothing was said for about 5 minutes, than he reached into his bag and pulled out his wallet. He then proceeded to show me a picture of him, a lady and a young girl. I asked them if that was his wife and daughter and he said yes. I told him they are beautiful. He then told me that they were both killed in a car accident 2 months ago. My entire body went numb. I felt so bad for this guy. No one in life should ever have to go through that. He then told me old stories of them. Like what they used to do on family vacations and that his daughter was an amazing piano player and that they had just celebrated his birthday the night before it happened. I did not ask him how it happened because it seemed to still be a very sensitive subject. He just kept pouring out all these stories of how good their life used to be and how drastically it has changed. Now I am man enough to admit when I cry and this guy had me in tears for almost the entire drive. It just seemed to really hit home with me. We can all say that we have lost a loved one but lately I have seemed to lose a lot.. I eventually asked him why he was hitchhiking everywhere. He told me “because this is what we loved to do the most, just walk, doing this is helping me persevere through this tough time”. He told me that he sold almost everything he owned and just started walking one day, visiting all the places that he and his family had been to. Apparently they would travel all over the US and he wanted to revisit the places that they had already been. I asked him what he planned on doing after he visited the places he wanted to go. He simply replied with, I am just living one second at a time and I have no idea what I am going to do, but this is going to be my closure, I need to do this for them. Now I can’t even begin to imagine how hard it was to say the things he did but he honestly seemed a little more relieved afterwards. We finally got to Kingman and I dropped him off at a gas station. I left him my number and told him if he ever made it back to Phoenix to give me a call. He gave me a hug, said thanks for listening, it feels like a huge boulder has been lifted off of my shoulder and went on his way. Now while driving from Kingman to the Hoover Dam I did not realize that this man pretty much put a time bomb in my head because all of a sudden I lost it. I could not believe that this man could even have the strength to get up every day. I can’t even begin to imagine what he is going through and hope to god I never find out. It made me start to realize how blessed I really am. I tend to take too much for granted. Thanks to Ray I now have a new outlook on life. We have to remember people that life is short. There is no telling when your time will be up. So I now ask you guys. When was the last time you told your mom you loved her. Or when was the last time you thanked your dad for everything he has done for you. If you can’t remember I would suggest getting on the phone immediately and doing so. Don’t wait till it’s too late. The one thing that got to me the most was when Ray looked at me and said “I didn’t even get to say I love you or goodbye”. I urge you to not let that happen. I want all you bowlers to know that I am so happy to have made great relationships with each and every one of you. I am sorry if I have ever done anything that has made you unhappy. This life is too short to not live it to the fullest. So you best believe that is exactly what I plan on doing. I want to also thank Ray, because even though he does not know it, he completely changed the way I look at things. Well that’s my story I wanted to share with you. I hope to see you all at Tucson this weekend.

J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. IF you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait to long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can Also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me
 
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October 16, 2009

    Man oh man am I sorry I have not gotten to this blog sooner. I have been so slammed lately with traveling to different states and golfing and hanging out with friends that I just couldn’t find the time to write one hehe :) Just kidding……… Well let’s see if I remember how to do this. Two weeks ago we were in San Diego, CA at Kearny Mesa bowl. This place actually has a close spot in my heart. This center was the first center I bowled in while deciding to really start traveling for JBT’S. I believe the tournament was held when Washington was still president so it has been awhile. Me, Matt Herbert, Tiffany Pluhowsky and Bethany Baker all crammed in my truck and headed out around 6 in the PM on Friday. I must say the drive for the most part was fairly easy. I do not like driving to San Diego because it, for me is just so flat and boring but having three other people in the car really does help make the time go by fast. The drive really started to get interesting when I would get a text message and check it, or if someone called me and I answered because let’s just say MR Herbert is a very terrified front seat driver. If I would make one little swerve he would say something like “ Jerod how is not being in the lanes treating you” or “ who needs to pay attention to the road” or even “lets pick a lane tiger”. It would get really bad when a driver would stay in the passing lane going 5 under (which I really think it should be perfectly legal to put them into the wall when they do that) and I would get a little close to them basically just saying get out of the way when all of a sudden Matt would pretty much curl up in a little ball.  I would ask him what he was doing and he would simply respond with “ I’m praying Jerod, I’m praying”. Now I must be honest here. I am actually a very good bad driver but seeing how he would act when I would not drive to his standards actually made me do all this stuff more. Matt if you read this I’m sorry but all of the bad driving was done on purpose just to entertain me and let me tell you, it really worked like a charm.

    Roughly around 10 PM we had to make my traditional stop outside of San Diego at the golden acorn casino. Now this place as well has a close place in my heart because it is the first casino I ever gambled at……………..Legally of course :) I have never had luck at this casino but I was able to walk in, put a ten dollar bill in a machine and cash out for $120. For once I actually did the smart thing and just cashed out the ticket and left. That’s two tanks of gas right there baby. After that quick stop we were finally able to get into San Diego around 11 or so. Now every hotel we looked at the day before was pretty expensive but after searching for hotels on JBT travel we were able to find a Marriott down the road for around $80 a night. Now I have stayed in some nice Marriott’s before but I have to stay this one topped them all. The rooms were nice. The pool was absolutely beautiful, and their workout room was really cool. The treadmills had 16 inch screens on them so you could watch TV. Now I think that is a little over the top but I have to say it was awesome.

     Now I have to say the craziest thing happened while on our way to our room. I was looking at all the Brochures for the random stuff there is to do in San Diego and while doing that I looked through the sea world one. I was flipping the pages and noticed that this girl that was on it looked really familiar. After having a really close observation I realized that it was none other than JBT veteran Kaitlin Mayall. Sorry to throw you under the bus Kaitlin but if you are ever in San Diego go grab a brochure for sea world and you will see what looks to be an 8 or 9 year old Kaitlin. Now after getting settled in to the hotel I decided to give my friend Melanie Griffith ( a JBT alum) a call because she had recently moved to San Diego. Lucky for me she was able to come hang out. Now I really do owe this girl a lot because even though she does not know it she kept me sane while at the World Series of poker in Vegas a few months ago. That’s where she is originally from and if I was ever in a not so good mood or just needed to get my mind off poker I knew she would be there for me so it was really good to be able to hang out with her. We decided to take a little walk to a grocery store so I could get a Gatorade but I did not realize that everything In San Diego closes at noon…….. Not really but it seemed like it. I guess I am so used to me and her walking around In Vegas where it seems like the only thing that ever closes there Is church. After hanging out for an hour or so I saw her off and headed to bed. It was already 1 or so in the morning and I did not get much sleep the night before so I decided I should try and get some sleep.

     Now for some reason I was up at around 8 AM and couldn’t go back to bed so I decided to go for a solid workout in the gym. Don’t you worry people, I made sure to cover around a mile radius to make sure john from Sam’s town was not there. After getting ready we headed on out to the bowling alley. When we arrived I was pretty shocked to see a pile of cards already waiting to be typed into brackets. I always show up a couple hours early to the tournaments and for the most part it’s just me and Jeff so it was a good sign to see around 30 cards already waiting there. The turnout on Sunday was pretty solid. Although it was not as big as last time we went there it was still a HUGE improvement from kyrene. Have to give big Congrats to James Hawkins and Tyler Boscarino for capturing the day’s titles. I remember the first time I ever witnessed James bowl and I thought it was the weirdest thing I had ever seen and I said to myself that will never work. Well what does he go and do that day; he shoots 810 of course, while I am about 100 down on the day. So needless to say I respect that kids game and think if he can just get it together a little more in match play he will be able to be a very dominate scratch bowler.

    After the five game qualifying was over I hoped in a vehicle with Matt Cormack and headed over to his hotel, only because there was a chipotle nearby it ;)  Now I must say, I am not the best driver in the world and I know some people who are even worse than me but I must say Matt is probably the worst one of them all. While driving with him I had to take a page out of Matt Herbert’s book and start praying for my safety. Cormack I love you but I really think a one legged flamingo named Selena could drive better then you. After grabbing chipotle we returned to the bowling alley only to find the people I came with did not make finals so we decided to go blow off a little steam by spending some money at the mall. My day was made the second we arrived. We walked in and the first store I laid my beautiful breathtaking eyes on was Anchor Blue. Now for those of you who know me you know that I have a shopping problem and that I really only shop at Anchor Blue. Well all the Anchor Blues that are anywhere close to my apartment has been shut down. So being able to shop here again was just a total relief. 125 Pairs of jeans, 130 pairs of shorts, 478 shirts, and $12,000 later I was finally able to leave a happy man. After walking around the mall for a bit I decided to go check out a sports store so I could buy me some new Broncos gear because they had a very big game coming up against the Dallas Cowgirls. Now I’m no Einstein but if you owned a business wouldn’t you want to hire people that were upbeat and had somewhat of a personality. I walked into this store and it was like talking to two gangster statues. All these guys did was stare at me and look at themselves in the mirror. Worst service I have had at any sports store. Now lucky for the owner of the store I am about as easy as it comes when it comes to shopping. I don’t even try on the clothes anymore,  I just get my size and give them money. 9 hours later I decided I was all done shopping and decided to head back to the hotel and meet up with MR Hemer in the lounge and help him with averages. And when I say help I obviously mean watch TV and eat calamari while he does all the work. After spending a good hour or so with him we decided to call it a night because as is tradition we have to get up at the crack of dawn for Sunday’s event.

     I do have to say I had the weirdest dream on Sunday. Now if anyone of you who reads this is one of those analyzers of dreams then please tell me what this means. I was playing a round of golf with Ozzy Osbourne and then after golf he and I met up with Tommy Jones and Barrack Obama to make ham and cheese Omelets. I hope that just means I was really hungry or something because that has to be about as random as they come. After waking up we all got ready and I got decked out in my broncos gear. The second we walked into the door I knew it was going to be a long day. The gentleman that was working the front desk had a big Dallas Cowgirls jersey on. There were a ton of words that I would have loved to call him but I had to remember that this was a junior tournament and that there were little kids around. After getting all the brackets turned in I realized Sunday’s tournament was able to grab a few more entries so that was nice. I had a real hard time concentrating on the tournament because of that air show that was going on. I am so envious of those guys. Don’t get me wrong, I could never ever do that. I scream when the plane starts to back up from the ramp. I am such a wimp when it comes to flying but it is really cool to see them do their acrobatic moves. After qualifying was over we decided to hit that road because no one that came with me made the cut. Have to throw a shout out to Travis Zehntner and Kennison Andrews for winning the day’s events. It was kind of funny because during qualifying I actually said to myself that I thought Travis was going to win. Man its tough knowing everything. I am also very happy for Kennison, those guys travel around a good chunk and it was nice to see one of those brothers get a win. Now if we can only get him away from being a San Diego chargers fan and get him to liking the Broncos we can make you complete. After leaving we made one last stop at Pei Wei to grab some food and we were off.

    I was really sad to leave because the So Cal conference is quickly becoming my favorite conference. Everyone in that conference is very down to earth and fun to talk to. Whether it is Heffley calling me a poker pro or to Myers saying I love you or Ursillo punching me in the arm when I was not expecting it. I am really starting to like all these guys a lot. Kraye, Hair, Cormack , Curtis, Heffley, Myers and Bidwell are all really funny guys. Then you have the very beautiful and funny girls like Mayall, Lycan, and Shepard. And that is not even mentioning how talented every single bowler I just named is. I don’t like to ever pick favorites but I have to say I love that conference more and more every time I go there. On the ride home of course we had to make one last final stop at Golden Acorn and let me tell you how rude it was. This place didn’t even get to know me or buy me a drink or nothing. It just strait took my money. It was pretty mean so we did not stay there long at all. The only good part of the casino was watching the Broncos tie up the game. I was able to find the game on the radio and was biting my nails the whole time it was on. Luckily for me the Broncos pulled it off. If anyone who reads this is a Cowboys fan then……….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I feel better now. Having the Broncos win made the trip I was going on to New Mexico so much sweeter because all of my family is Cowboys fan so it feels good to really rub it in.

    We were finally able to get back around 9 and after saying bye to Matt and Bethany I had to rush into my place and do 78 loads of laundry because I was going to be gone for the week. I went to bed and then woke up about 4 hours later to start a 7 hour drive. That was not the smartest thing I have ever done. The trip back home was absolutely amazing. Now I know I am living in Phoenix and that will be home from now on but you always have to remember where you came from. Bosque Farms, New Mexico is always going to be my real home. I fell out of touch with a lot of my friends from high school but I was able to see most of them when I went back. I was also able to see a lot of my family I had not seen in awhile. I miss those guys and really wish I would have ever lost touch with them. I also found out a few good friends of mine had passed away and I didn’t even know about it. That is what happens when we start to grow up. We start to lose connection with people that really meant a lot to you in life. I promise I am not going to let this happen anymore. Not with my friends from home or any of my bowling friends. You guys mean way too much to me for me to just forget.

      I am now back in Phoenix and I am just getting ready for the tournaments this weekend in Las Vegas. South Point is such a beautiful bowling center and I do hope to see a lot of you guys out there. If anyone from Phoenix is interested I do have 3 spots still available in my truck so try and come out. Well I better get me some sleep. It is 4 in the AM right now and I’m kinds tired. I promise I will not let this much time go in between blogs again. Until next time, you stay classy JBT.  Oh yeah, Broncos are 5-0

 
J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. IF you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait too long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.
 
 
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me

 

 

 

October 2, 2009

        So this was a very intense idea I had. I am currently writing this blog while getting a tattoo and all I can say is OUCH!!!!!! I really wish they weren’t so addicting because they hurt so much lol. Anyway, this last weekend we were at the lanes of Kyrene in Chandler, AZ. I always love this tournament. For one it is only a thirty-minute drive for me and that is about as short as they come. And for two there is always a ton of different bowlers from different conferences but that really changed this season. I honestly thought there was going to be at least 100 bowlers there both day and my jaw dropped when there were only 71 on Saturday and 84 on Sunday. I know that times are tough but it really has me wondering why don’t people car pool to these tournaments from out of state anymore. I don’t believe people truly realize how cheap it is to get from tournament to tournament with a car full of people. Now back in the 1700’s when I was still bowling I was never the best bowler but you would still find me at almost every tournament JBT had to offer because I would usually ride up with 3 or 4 different people. Those were some of the happiest days of my life because the trips were so much fun. I know some people don’t even like to drive but trust me, the trips go by so fast when there are other people in the car. This up coming weekend there are four people riding with me and for gas and a hotel it is only going to cost us $50 each to get to San Diego. Now you out of town bowlers can take about $20 off of that if you come to phoenix because I’m allowing anyone to stay at my place. So come on people, lets start traveling again.

            Now back to this weekends tournaments Saturday was a nice and smooth tournament and first off I have to say congrats to Labriel “ ICE MAN “ Leach for bowling the only 300 of the weekend (...until Kyle did...-Jeff). I watched most of his shots and they were all money so good job. Also Congrats to Cameron Smith and Derek Acuff for capturing the titles for that day’s tournament. They both looked very solid in the finals and they deserved to win. Now during the title match I stepped out for just a bit and when I walked back in the bowling alley I saw our New Mexico tournament director JD Nance with his girlfriend Nicole and it totally threw me for a loop. It’s always funny seeing someone in a different state just because you are not expecting it. That night me Jeff, JD, Nicole and other Jeff went to enjoy a delicious meal at Ruby Tuesday. It’s so hard for me going to a restaurant where I usually order a bunch of UN healthy stuff because I am also eating healthy right now. I did have some really good chicken though so I didn’t mind. I am also proud to say that 3 weeks into the diet I have lost 25 pounds so it looks like I only have another 15 to go before I can get back to my normal life.  After dinner I head over to fellow JBT bowler JD Sweets’ house for a BBQ he was having and hung out there for a bit. Now I was a little mad that I even went to Ruby Tuesdays because the ribs that his dad made were absolutely to die for and if you read this JD you best believe I will take some more of the ribs anytime you want to make them. After JD’S me and a few of the bowlers went to miss Rachael Carr’s house for a little bit of “ PING PONG”. I love that girl so it is always good to hang out at here place. I had to call it an early night because I had to be up pretty early for Sunday’s JBT. Now after tossing and turning all night I was finally able to fall asleep around 4 in the morning only to wake up 4 hours later, YUCK. Walking into the doors of the bowling alley Sunday I could already see a few new faces from the day before so that was nice but it was still not the turnout I thought we would get. Sunday’s tournament also ran pretty smoothly for the time I was there. As a lot of you know I ended up leaving the tournament around the third game. My dad had an extra ticket to the Cardinals-Colts game so I left early to head to that. Here are some pictures from that trip.

 
  
      
 
 
Now of course the cardinals lost but I didn’t really care because my Broncos won. That’s right baby, we are 3 and 0 and are about to be 4 and 0 after we beat the Cowgirls this up coming weekend. The game was a ton of fun and it was pretty fun to because I wore my Broncos jersey to the game even though they were not playing and I thought I was going to be the only one but there was actually about a 100 people with Broncos jerseys so GO BRONCOS. I am going to cut the blog a little short because I must admit this darn tattoo is hurting and its really hard to type and I don’t want to accidently write down what I really want to yell out right now. So I hope to see everyone in San Diego this weekend and if not there I hope to see some of the out of towners at a future phoenix Tournament. Peace ya’ll.
 
     What Jerod also wanted to say- besides a more adult form of 'ouch', was big congrats to Danny Varholdt and especially Cameron for winning on Sunday.  Danny beat big brother Chris to be the first one to break the Varholdt family jinx- way to go hoss.  Cameron just beasted all weekend long- dang that kid is impossible to beat right now when the shot is deep inside.  Against the level of talent that's out there right now, this is amazing, and is making my prediction look pretty danged good.  Jerod also wants to point out that Tampa Bay will likely get it together and roll off a winning streak, and that it's not how you look in September, it's how you look in January, so Denver better look.... ah, nevermind.  I can't even try to pull it off this year.  When does the draft start??!?       -Jeff

 

 

September 25, 2009

My life is officially ruined. Why oh why did I sign up for Facebook?????? That was just not a good idea on my part. I am totally hooked and have spent very little time away from the computer. I almost wasn’t going to even right this blog but I did promise one a week so I need to get on it. This last weekend we were in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada at Red Rock lanes. Now I must admit that I have been and stayed at the best casinos in Vegas and this place really does make the top of the list. Everything about this hotel is amazing. The restaurants, rooms, and even bathrooms are all beautiful. Now the first time I ever went to the bowling alley I just had to check out the VIP lanes that are set up at the end of the bowling alley and those things are absolutely ridiculous. Needless to say I am totally thinking about renting them out at the end of the season for a special party. Luckily for me I lose enough money at all the station casinos that I get a heck of a discount. Now unfortunately for me I did not stay at red rock. I ended up staying at Sams Town with my roommate Steven black, who was bowling the regional, and my buddy Charlie goulet who rode up with us. We got in roughly around 7 PM on Friday and just went to the hotel to hang out. I decided to do a little gambling. Which ended really quick LOL. Also, unfortunately for me I gave up drinking for two months so I can get back into shape and I must admit Vegas is a whole new atmosphere to me now. It’s amazing how different you look at things. I honestly didn’t even know what to do with myself. Instead of drinking I actually ran, which not many people believe but trust me, it happened. After getting back from my run it was time to get some sleep. Now for some dumb reason I set my alarm for 6 AM instead of 9 AM. Stupid me because I woke up to the first alarm and just couldn’t get back to sleep. After a power shower we headed to the bowling alley. The first thing we did when we got there was immediately go check out the VIP lanes J. I still get a smile day dreaming about renting them out soon. Now the tournament went well and I have to give HUUUUUUUUUGE congrats to Rebecca Roguery and Samantha Meyers for capturing the titles on Saturday. It’s rare that two girls win in the same weekend and they were able to pull it off. Now let me tell you, these titles are long over do for both of them and I am truly happy for both girls and I really hopes this helps build up their confidence. I must say that after the tournament wa s over there was a real heartfelt moment between Samantha and her dad talking about her win and they both had tears in their eyes. Now that was a picture perfect moment and actually made me get a tear or two. It’s those moments that truly drive me to keep running JBT’S. Now after the tournament MR Hemer and me went to enjoy a good dinner at Kona Grill. I was kind of worried I was not going to be able to find something I like because last time we went there I had a steak but i am not eating any red meat for two months. Well I ordered the Chili Glazed chicken; if you ever go to Kona Grill you have to make sure you order this. It was by far the best type of chicken I have ever had. The second you bit into it you wanted more and I cant wait to go back. Now after dinner I just headed back to the hotel and wandered for a bit. I couldn’t figure out what to do with myself so I decided lets go for a run. WARNING WARNING, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART. Now if by some odd reason you are at Sam’s town and decided to go running at 10 p.m. and a guy by the name of JOHN approaches you and asks if you would like to go running with him……………………………..PASS.  Unfortunately for me I accepted, completely unaware that his run consisted of sprinting up the 5 story parking garage and then Sprinting down the stairs and then doing it all over. In between doing it twice he would take a 30 second break and then go at it again. I was only able to make it 3 rounds before taping out. I was pouring sweat and he was not even glistening. That was one of the most intense short runs I have ever been on. It really did a number on me. I went back to the room, showered and then got dressed and was still winded. I HATE YOU JOHN. Now Sunday morning we were up crazy early again and this time I could not get up so easily because my legs were on fire from the night before. After getting to the bowling alley I hobbled on in and did my duties for the day. It was a solid turnout and after walling the lanes up Saturday we decided to put out a tough shot on Sunday and boy did it look hard. I have to veer of subject really quick because I forgot to give a huge congrats to brad Hansen for shooting a 299 Saturday during game one and then following it up with a 300 in semi’s. That’s pretty hard to do so congrats buddy. Now Sunday afternoon believe it or not but I was a little burnt out of Vegas (probably because I didn’t win a dime) so we actually took off around 2 but I did here that Brandon Kraye and Ian Hanuscin were able to capture the titles so congrats boys. If Brandon can ride this momentum into the next few tournaments he bowls I think he will be able to win another two or three within the next few months. Now one thing that really irritates me while driving to or from Vegas is guessing which way to go. Its so hard to judge when you think traffic is going to be good or bad at the Hoover Dam. Take for instance Friday, we would have been getting through the Dam at around 5 PM which I thought would make it crazy busy so we went through Laughlin. Turns out there was no traffic at all. Now Sunday we were hitting the Dam at 2:15 PM and I thought that was a perfect time to get through there……… WRONG. We ended up spending at least an hour in traffic. I really can’t wait for them to finish the bridge. Although I am probably going to be terrified to go over it I think it will significantly cut off time with that drive. Well I am running out of things to talk about so I might as well put up my top 5 bowlers to watch out for this season in the Mojave conference.
 
5.  Rebecca Reguero – Rebecca is throwing the ball great right now and coming fresh off her first scratch title I believe it will give her the confidence to be able to make a few more deep runs in Mojave events this season.
 
4.  Allie Ijams – Although she might not of had the outcomes she was looking for this past weekend I feel after watching her bowl that this is the best she has ever thrown the=2 0ball and if she works on being able to choose the right ball for the lanes I think she will take down a few titles in this conference as well. The sky is the limit for her this season.
 
3. Kris George- Many people have asked me out of which JBT bowlers do I think have a shot at going pro and always at the top of my list is Kris. It is absolutely astonishing how much his game has changed over the years for the better. He also may not of had the weekend he was looking for but once he gets it going he is going to be unstoppable
 
2 Devin Bidwell- Now I don’t want to sound like a broken record here but I have to say this kid is amazing. He went second second this last weekend, which means in the last two weeks he has mad ever single title match. That is just crazy. Now if Mr Bidwell keeps his word and brings Devin to many more Mojave events I believe you will be seeing a lot more of him on camera.
 
1. Zach Hattori- Now The first time I ever saw this kid bowl I think he was 13 and when some told me his age I immediately wanted him tested for performance enhancing drugs. This kid was throwing the ball impeccably. I truly believe that if he gets a little momentum to ride during these tournaments that20he will be this season B.O.Y. for the Mojave conference.
 
Well there you have it folks. It is now time for my mid day workout so I am out of here. I hope to see you all this weekend at Kyrene lanes in Arizona. Until then may your cards be live and your pots be monstrous.
 
J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. IF you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait to long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can Also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me
 
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September 17, 2009

    What is up my JBT peeps? I’m sitting in my apartment right now jamming out to some kings of Leon (because they so rock) and I decided that I should write my blog from this past weekend in San Bernardino, California. I really had nothing to do Friday so the boss and me took off from AZ around 1:30 in the afternoon and I have to say, it was probably the fastest drive I have ever been on. Now I’m really used to driving to the tournaments by myself so its always nice to ride up with someone and just chit chat for the drive because it really makes it go by fast. The drive up there was kind of a tease because we drove by one of my favorite casinos in the world Morongo, and I LOVE0ATO GAMBLE. I don’t want to say I have gambling problem or anything so lets just say I am compulsive about it ;) I really wanted to stop in but it just wouldn’t have been smart. Its ok because I believe we are going there in February so the casino better be prepared. We pulled into our hotel around 6:30 and got checked in. Me and Jeff ran to the room, threw our stuff in and got right back in the car. Why you ask?????? Well because we had to go eat OUTBACK of course. For the price that is by far my favorite steak house in the world. Anyone who knows us knows that We love our outback and our “flaming bananas” lol (please ask Jeff about that story, he will turn bright red) Sorry Hemer but I have to throw you under the bus on that one. I must admit it was one of the best outback experiences we have had. The food was cooked to perfection and the waiter was very down to earth. It’s amazing how different your meal can be just by the little things the waiter does. The little things like checking in to see how the meal is to bringing you a refill without even asking to even just standing there and cracking jokes with you. Our waiter sure did all those things so I must say he rocked. After the very filling meal we headed back to the hotel so we could crack down and do some averages and so what for the next days tournament. OK you caught me, I just laid in my bed and watched sports center while Jeff did all that work. Don0t judge me I was way tired :)

    Now it was really weird because I usually know when I am about to fall asleep but all of a sudden all I remember is waking up to a pillow hitting me in the face. I’m guessing that was my sign from Jeff to get up. After a quick shower we headed to the bowling alley to go set up for the tournament. While Jeff was setting everything up I went and got me some breakfast from the snack bar because I remember from being there last year that their breakfast is so bomb. Now again don’t judge me for not helping him set up because if there is one thing I know about Mr. hemer it’s that he gets into a certain zone when he is setting up so I just stay out of his way until it is time for brackets. The tournament went just as well as last week, which was very relieving because as many of you know we actually had 3 conferences going over the weekend but I am very pleased to say they all went great. Have to say Congrats to Mr. Devin Bidwell and Matthew miller for capturing the titles for Saturday’s tournament. During the finals I was a little nervous, not for the bowing but because I might have had a tiny little big wager on the Usc, Ohio state game and me and Mark Meyers were sweating the game all during finals because he is a huge Ohio State fan, and while I am not I did have them to win or not lose by more then 7. Ohio State did lose but they covered the spread so I won which made me a happ y camper.

    After the tournament was over on Saturday me and Jeff decided to spoil ourselves to a great meal at Claim Jumper. While ordering I honestly was torn between the Prime Rib and the Rib Eye so I actually left it up to my waiter to decided what I was going to get. If you are ever torn between two things do that because I must admit it was actually really fun not knowing what I was going to get. I actually felt like a tard because I was all giddy in anticipation to what the waiter had ordered me. Well he brought out the prime rib and I have to say it was absolutely fantastic. It was so a win win combination for me. We decided to call it an early night because we had to be up what I consider very early by my standards. Now I was just getting ready to fall asleep when I heard all these beeps coming from the TV. I thought maybe the TV was broken but it was actually the censoring to the outburst that Serena Williams was having to a line judge during her semi final match at the US open. If you have not seen it you have to YouTube it. I’m not going to lie but I actually thought it was funny, you got to see the real emotion that some of these players hold in all the time. Now that does not mean that you can go all Serena Williams on the foul line the next time you foul :) After getting a great sleep we got up at the crack of dawn and went right back at it. Now I knew my day was going to go great because the second I went ou tside from the bowling center I saw my boy Mr. Jeremy Glover and Matt Jones. Now I must admit I love these guys. There is never a moment when I am with or around them that I am not laughing or smiling. It was great to see you guys and cannot wait for you guys to come out to Arizona. 

    Sunday’s turnout actually had about 9 more entries then Saturday’s event, which is always a good sign for a tournament director. The bowlers were bowling on the earl Anthony pattern, a pattern that we have never used before and I must say I am glad I am running bowling tournaments and not bowling them anymore because that shot did not look like it was fun at all. Have to give Props to Devin Bidwell and John Wright for winning that day’s event (its all because you like the broncos John). Sunday’s event was also a woman series event, Lana Lycan walked away with the title, you go girl. Now we must not forget that Sunday was also the beginning of FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Go broncos, COWBOYS SUCK. Now I did have one little oops during one of the bowlers powerbowl shots because the broncos scored the game winning run on a very lucky play and I mean VERY LUCKY, and I started to scream at the top of my lungs when he was about to score but that was also right when the bowler was going to throw his shot which I think might of thrown him off. So the next time you see me your raffle tickets are on me as my apology. Anyone who was watching the game can totally understand why I was going nuts lol. After the tournament was over we packed everything up, got us some BK lounge and headed back to good old phoenix. Just like the drive to Cali this one went by fast as well. Me and Jeff just jammed out to some cult and recapped the weekend. We got back to phoenix around 9 in the PM and just headed our separate ways to go get some sleep.  I have to thank Mr. Hemer to once again showing me a good weekend and running yet another superb Tournament. Now just like last week I kept an eye out on the scratch bowlers to see whom I think might have a great season and here they are.

 
5. Brittany “the silent assassin” Page- Now I deemed her the silent assassin because honestly you never see her coming. I think miss page is the most underrated female bowler in JBT. Brittany tends to fly under the radar during tournaments but always seems to be making cuts and finals when she shows up. She has such a good attitude towards which really helps her. She is very laid back on the lanes which I actually think gives her an edge while facing some of the quote un quote “serious” bowlers.
 
4. Patrick Smith- Now I have seen Patrick bowl in the past and there was man things I thought he could work on but that ’s exactly what he seemed to of done during the summer because it was like I was looking at a totally new bowler. In my opinion he was throwing the ball better then anyone this weekend. His release is so pure and so accurate that it’s going to be really tough to beat him. I do believe he is actually leaving for college but whatever Cali tournament he does show up at he is going to be a force to be reckoned with
 
3. Jimmy “poker pro” Hefley- Jimmy is one of if not thee best two-handed bowlers that we have on the JBT tour. He is the reigning California Invitational winner and is throwing the ball probably the best I have ever seen him throw it. It is pretty hard for a two handed bowler to transition to one hand for spares but Hefley can do it with his eyes closed. I talked with him over the weekend and he told me that he had pretty high expectations for the year and if he keeps throwing it like he has been he will be able to reach them in no time.
 
2. Bandon Kraye- I have always said that Brandon has one of the best swings on the west coast. His swing seems so effortless and he is so solid at the line during his release. He is what I like to call an intimidating bowler and he can always use that to his advantage. I have been waiting for a real break out season from him and I actually think this could be the one. The only criticism I would have towards him is that he does not seem that confident when he is bowling. Trust me man, if you can get that confidence in your game then the sky could be the limit for you this season because you are that good.
 
 1.  Devin Bidwell- NOW DO NOT THINK I AM JUMPING ON THE WAGON HERE. Before the season even started I had Devin picked as the bowler to truly watch out for because I was speaking with his father and he ensured me Devin would be at more tournaments. Devin in my opinion is easily top 5 best bowler to come out of JBT. His swing and release is actually to good lol. I wish I threw the ball even half as well as he did. Every time Devin walks through the door he is automatically someone you need to watch out for. If Devin is able to overcome all the demons he has from all the second place finishes he has he might win over half the tournaments he enters. Good luck man and I am looking forward to seeing you dominate this year.
 
There you have it, that’s flo’s picks for this year in the California conference. Well I must admit, it 3 in the morning and I am getting a little tired so i’m going to head off to bed. This weekend we are going to be=0 Ain what I consider the nicest bowling alley in Vegas, Red Rock. I’m hoping to see all you guys there and if you’re not able to make it keep an eye out on the web site for my new blog. Thug Life!!!!!
 
J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. IF you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait to long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can Also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me
 
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September 10, 2009

        YO YO YO YO YO YO PEOPLE, IMMMMMMMMMMMMMM  BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Now unfortunately for the pour souls that decide to click this button. they are going to have to endure my blogs again. Sorry I was gone for so long but its tough in the streets right now. I promise I’m going to have a blog posted after every tournament I attend. Well this weekend we went back to camp Verde for the ever so popular Cliff Castle event. Now im not going to lie, I thought this tournament was going to be a disaster for me because when I went to leave phoenix I had a flat tire (not the start i am looking for) but it was the polar opposite. It was probably the best trip to Verde I have ever had. The tournament went smooth, there was no drama, I got to eat at Johnny Rockets, and not to mention I won a boatload of money :)  I don’t know what it was about those machines but I couldn’t seem to lose and that’s always a great feeling.

        Saturday’s tournament went very well and I have to give props out to Cameron Smith and Derek Iozzio for capturing the opening conference events. I must also say, that I did see the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life with that 4 year old that was bowling. She was absolutely adorable and I hope we get to see her at another JBT soon because she is sure to put a smile on anyone’s face.

        While the tournament was still going Saturday I decided to take a small drive up to Flagstaff so I could visit this restaurant that is so near and dear to my heart, and its called Busters. Now I have taken a lot of bowlers here in the past and we never fail to have a great time. It was really nice to see all the people that worked there again. They missed me and I missed them. If you every in flagstaff and want a good meal go to busters. After getting back from flag I just decided to head back to my room and get some much needed sleep. After sleeping through my alarm Sunday I got up and went to the tournament a little late (that’s my bad Jeff). Luckily for me the machines were paying just as much as the day before. Sunday’s tournament also went very smooth and I do have to throw another shout out to Cameron Smith for throwing the only 300 of the tournament. Congrats to Riley Dempsey and nick wade for capturing the survivor format titles. One question I do have to ask everyone CAN NICK WADE BE STOPPED??????  What can I say, the kids a beast.

        And of course Sunday was our lovely Tournament director’s birthday. Jeff turned 145 years old Sunday so Happy birthday hoss. I would like to thank miss Karpovich and miss Billman for helping me embarrass Jeff during the tournament, you ladies rock. Now really the only thing I can complain about that didn’t make the trip as fun as other times was the fact that I had that stupid boot on which didn’t allow me to do any dancing at Johnny Rockets. Now if you have ever been to camp Verde you know how much I love to dance with them. Every single person that works there is so down to earth and make sure you have a great time. I love that place and I promise them I will have my foot better by the next time we go down there so they better be prepared to dance there little butts off. Now while I was watching the scratch division I was trying to think about who I thought might have a great season, then I decided that I actually think there is a few people to look out for this season in the Arizona conference so I am going to give you my opinion of who the top 5 are.

 
5. Eduardo Perez-  Eduardo has such a consistency to his game that a lot of people would kill to have. . He is very versatile on the lanes and is a clutch spare shooter . He always keeps his head up even during defeat and that’s hard to find. He makes the cut time in and time out and I truly believe that this could be a good season for him
4. Cameron Smith- it seems like almost every tournament you look at this kid he is putting up big numbers. I have said it a million times to people that I think Cameron is the most under rated player on this tour. I just don’t think people realize how good this kid actually is. If he can really solid up his mental game you could very much be looking at the player of the year
 
3. Riley Dempsey- the first time I ever saw Riley bowl I asked Jeff who he was and Jeff asked why. I simply responded with keep an eye out on him because he is going to be really good some day and he is not disappointing me. Now that riley has those first couple of wins out of the way its no telling what he could do. There is one or two things that I believe he needs to work on at the bottom of his swing, but other then that I truly believe this kid has one of the best swings on the tour and is going to be a true force to be reckoned with this year in the Arizona conference
 
2. Kyle King- what can I say that hasn’t already been said this young phenom. He is by far one of the best bowlers that JBT has ever seen. Last year he had one of the best years that anyone has ever had. He is so versatile on the lane and if constantly studying the game off the lanes. Now I have had a lot of talks with Kyle and even he knows he likes to go back to old tendencies that he worked so hard to get rid of. I believe if he stays away from them he wi ll again have a great shot of being bowler of the year because this weekend was the best I have seen him throw the ball yet.
 
1. Allie Ijams. Now I truly have to put Allie as the bowler to watch out for most this year. This girl had one summer to remember. She mad a huge run at junior gold which is amazing being as it was her first year and was runner up in this years teen masters. Allie has constantly been pushing her game and she seems to be getting better and better every time I see her. She has gone to many bowling camps over the summer and even worked with the team at FSU. In my eyes allie has the best swing on the west coast. She has the drive and determination that most people would kill for. If she focuses and concentrates like I know she is capable of I think she is going to snag many titles in multiple conferences this year.
So there you have it, and remember these are my opinions and my opinions only. Well I better get going now. I have a 1:20 tee time and I better get a move on or else I am not going to make it. Like i said earlier, its tough in the streets J This weekend I am going to be off to California so I will write about that trip next week when I get back. Take care everyone and you will hear from me soon
 
J FLO 
 
P.S. – if there are any out of town bowlers who would like to travel to an Arizona event and don’t want to have to worry about the price of a hotel please contact me at JFLO505@aol.com and you could stay at my place. I have room to fit 4 comfortably. IF you’re flying in I can even pick you up from the airport. It will be first come first serve so don’t wait to long to ask. Anyone is welcome to stay. Don’t be shy and get your butts out to Arizona.

 
Also if there is any bowler here in Arizona wanting to travel out of town but doesn’t have a means of transportation you can Also contact me at JFLO505@aol.com or give me a call at 480-522-5009. Anyone is welcome to ride with me
 
And if you have any questions or concerns about my blog please Email me as well